Ugh, I can't believe it.... *facepalm*

I fucking missed Danger Days' birthday.

How could I?

I mean, yeah, I'm the only fan, but still...

I wouldn't really be considered a fan now.

Damn.

Damn it all.

Fuck this.

Shit.

I feel like kicking something, but thankfully there's juice, which has been hydrating sassy assassins since 1977.