Okay this is gonna be a real weird post.
Firstly, I want to solve this problem of wanting to tell you guys this dream of mine, which is really, very weird.
Okay, last night I dreamt what every fan of the triple G would dream of: that he came to my house just to sign my books. I'm not sure if this is really probable, but heck, my younger brother and I were talking about it all day. So yeap, he came to my house, and I think the dream went something like this:
I was awakened presumably in the morning by my younger brother, "Jie! (this means big sister is chinese) Jie! Derek's downstairs right now!"
Obviously this kind of news is like WOAH, so I sat up and said, "Really?"
My parents' laughter drifted up from downstairs. "You're an interesting author, Mr Landy," I heard my dad say. As if he would say that, really.
"I got the inkling about, what, 6 years ago? I didn't know what it would mean," A deep voice with an Irish accent answered.
"OH MY GOD." I was saying.
"Why don't you go sight-seeing first? I don't think my daughter is going to get up soon."
I could smell wine, which was weird. "I don't think I would. I'm here because your daughter posts on my blog. Your son, too. I would really like to meet them. I've read your son's spin-off from mine, and I've read your daughter's poems. They are, to say the least, very original."
I couldn't move, but in the next instant I had showered and changed into my jeans. I practically flew down the stairs, which, in retrospect, is really dangerous, but heck, when the triple G comes to your house, you wouldn't care, right? So I flew down the stairs and I glomped him.
*is clearly embarrassed*
I'm not sure why I did that, but I think I was just so excited. Nevermind. Back to the dream.
I didn't know how he got my address, since I never divulge that info to anyone, but still. I think at that point I woke up, and I could remember the dream, but you don't want that kind of thing to run away. So I fell asleep again. I think after that he signed our books and things and gave us SP merchandise for free (WOW) and I asked him for his handphone number and email.
Oh god. I must have been delirious.
At that point my brain decided to be really mean to me, so it sent me to get a piece of paper and when I came back, I saw a car that wasn't there before drive away. I assumed it was Derek because my mom said it was,(typical) and I ran after it.
Oh god. I'm really crazy.
In any case I lost track of the car and my dad woke me up just then. I swear to God, my dreams never have happy endings.
*is quiet for a while*
I've been coming up with more poems and OCs and excerpts of their lives, and Yesh! I have finished Blood Butterflies OC version 2.0. I will post it on Bio-Rama (http://www.thespotforbios.blogspot.com/) after I post this.
I'm really hoping that Derek comes to Singapore, because honestly it would be the chance of a lifetime to meet him in person. Oh gosh, we're just a little red dot. And as far as I know, there will be 5 fans in Singapore by September end, three of which live in the damned same house.
Hell yeah.
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
Wednesday, 3 August 2011
Pizza!
Ingredients needed:
1) Bread flour
2) Plain flour
3) One bottle olive oil
4) One quater capsicum
5) Half a tomato
6) 1 quater white/yellow onion
7) Cheese. This depends on how cheesy you want the pizza to be.
8) Chicken breast
9) Fresh button mushrooms. The white-brown ones.
10) Tomato puree or pasta sauce. Whatever you call it.
11) Pineapples :)
Instructions:
1) Preheat the oven to 180 degrees celcius.
2) While the oven is heating up, make the dough.
- Take 150 grams of bread flour and put it into a mixing bowl.
- Take 2 pinches of salt and put it into the flour.
- Make a hole in the bottommost point of the flour
- Get a measuring jug and put one rounded teaspoonful of instant yeast (the powder one) into it.
- Take a half a teaspoon full of sugar and put it into the measuring jug.
- Get 90 millilitres of warm water (the one heated in the water heater) and pour it into the measuring jug.
- Stir well.
- Pour the mixture into the the hole which you had made in the flour just now.
- Stir the flour.
- If it is not wet enough, pour 10 millilitres of water into the flour. Repeat till wet enough.
- Use the plain flour to flour the table and your hands.
- Knead the dough until smooth.
- Push the dough's edges downwards and inwards, until it looks like a roll. Bun. Thing.
- Put the dough into the mixing bowl.
- Wet a cloth.
- Cover the bowl with the cloth and place it just outside the oven. The oven has to be open. Leave it there for 10 minutes.
4) While the you're waiting, you might want to cut the vegetables and other things. Cut the veggies into long, thin strips, the mushrooms into slightly bigger strips, cut the pineapples into the shape that you find them on regular pizzas and shredd the chicken breast. Use a teaspoonful of tomato puree or pasta sauce to marinate the chicken.
5) When ten minutes have passed, take the dough from the oven. It should have risen already.
6) Beat the dough back into its original shape, and cut the dough into how many pizzas you want to make. This much dough does two pizzas.
7) Grease the pizza pans with the olive oil.
8) Use the heel of your palm to flatten the dough. Pull at the edges a bit and put it into the pizza pan.
9) Flatten the dough at the thick parts.
10) Use your thumb to push the edges to the edges of the pizza pan.
11) Once the pizza pan has been covered, use a floured fork to poke holes all over the pizza.
12) Do the same with the other piece of dough. Don't forget to flour the table and your hands.
13) Pop the pizza crusts into the oven which has remained turned on. Wait for ten minutes.
14) If you haven't finished cutting your toppings, now might be a good time to finish cutting them.
15) After ten minutes, take the pizza pans out and test whether they are hard. To do this, poke them with your finger. The correctly cooked pizza crust will be only very slightly brown.
16) Take the remainder of tomato puree or pasta sauce and top the pizza crusts.
17) Put the chicken ont op of the tomato puree. Or pasta sauce. Whatever.
18) Arrange the toppings in whatever way you want.
19) To get the pizza hut stringy effect, put the cheese in between layers, but leave the bulk for the top.
20) When it is finished, pop the pizzas back into the oven for another 10 minutes.
21) When the pizzas are done, the cheese would have melted and the edges would be brown. If you want it more well cooked, leave it in the oven for another 2-3 minutes.
22) And finally, you're done! Use the pizza cutter or a cleaver to cut the pizza. When using the cleaver, don't use a sawing action. Place the sharp end of the cleaver on the pizza and use the heel of your palm to him it down.
Enjoy :)
1) Bread flour
2) Plain flour
3) One bottle olive oil
4) One quater capsicum
5) Half a tomato
6) 1 quater white/yellow onion
7) Cheese. This depends on how cheesy you want the pizza to be.
8) Chicken breast
9) Fresh button mushrooms. The white-brown ones.
10) Tomato puree or pasta sauce. Whatever you call it.
11) Pineapples :)
Instructions:
1) Preheat the oven to 180 degrees celcius.
2) While the oven is heating up, make the dough.
- Take 150 grams of bread flour and put it into a mixing bowl.
- Take 2 pinches of salt and put it into the flour.
- Make a hole in the bottommost point of the flour
- Get a measuring jug and put one rounded teaspoonful of instant yeast (the powder one) into it.
- Take a half a teaspoon full of sugar and put it into the measuring jug.
- Get 90 millilitres of warm water (the one heated in the water heater) and pour it into the measuring jug.
- Stir well.
- Pour the mixture into the the hole which you had made in the flour just now.
- Stir the flour.
- If it is not wet enough, pour 10 millilitres of water into the flour. Repeat till wet enough.
- Use the plain flour to flour the table and your hands.
- Knead the dough until smooth.
- Push the dough's edges downwards and inwards, until it looks like a roll. Bun. Thing.
- Put the dough into the mixing bowl.
- Wet a cloth.
- Cover the bowl with the cloth and place it just outside the oven. The oven has to be open. Leave it there for 10 minutes.
4) While the you're waiting, you might want to cut the vegetables and other things. Cut the veggies into long, thin strips, the mushrooms into slightly bigger strips, cut the pineapples into the shape that you find them on regular pizzas and shredd the chicken breast. Use a teaspoonful of tomato puree or pasta sauce to marinate the chicken.
5) When ten minutes have passed, take the dough from the oven. It should have risen already.
6) Beat the dough back into its original shape, and cut the dough into how many pizzas you want to make. This much dough does two pizzas.
7) Grease the pizza pans with the olive oil.
8) Use the heel of your palm to flatten the dough. Pull at the edges a bit and put it into the pizza pan.
9) Flatten the dough at the thick parts.
10) Use your thumb to push the edges to the edges of the pizza pan.
11) Once the pizza pan has been covered, use a floured fork to poke holes all over the pizza.
12) Do the same with the other piece of dough. Don't forget to flour the table and your hands.
13) Pop the pizza crusts into the oven which has remained turned on. Wait for ten minutes.
14) If you haven't finished cutting your toppings, now might be a good time to finish cutting them.
15) After ten minutes, take the pizza pans out and test whether they are hard. To do this, poke them with your finger. The correctly cooked pizza crust will be only very slightly brown.
16) Take the remainder of tomato puree or pasta sauce and top the pizza crusts.
17) Put the chicken ont op of the tomato puree. Or pasta sauce. Whatever.
18) Arrange the toppings in whatever way you want.
19) To get the pizza hut stringy effect, put the cheese in between layers, but leave the bulk for the top.
20) When it is finished, pop the pizzas back into the oven for another 10 minutes.
21) When the pizzas are done, the cheese would have melted and the edges would be brown. If you want it more well cooked, leave it in the oven for another 2-3 minutes.
22) And finally, you're done! Use the pizza cutter or a cleaver to cut the pizza. When using the cleaver, don't use a sawing action. Place the sharp end of the cleaver on the pizza and use the heel of your palm to him it down.
Enjoy :)
Tuesday, 2 August 2011
New blog
Hi guys! Just so you know, I've created a blog (it's supposed to be for school) but you can trace my diet there too :) It might be dead after I'm done with the assessment, so... maybe you wouldn't want to follow it.
That is all.
That is all.
Monday, 25 July 2011
GUESS WHAT?!
We have officially broken my blog's record of comments with.... drumroll please......
9 COMMENTS!
It's not alot, I know.
What I have to say to all this is.....
F**K YOU GUYS I QUIT! HAHA!
*walks out*
*walks back in*
I kid. What I really mean to say is, Thank you guys from the bottom of my heart, my blog's been really quiet. And special thanks goes to Isabella for reviewing my excerpt. Thank you Isabella. You're the first person to actually comment on that. Thank you random people who *happened to stumble on my blog*, G.A and Vita. So today I'll be posting a poem on....er.... being.....er......abused....in a way.
9 COMMENTS!
It's not alot, I know.
What I have to say to all this is.....
F**K YOU GUYS I QUIT! HAHA!
*walks out*
*walks back in*
I kid. What I really mean to say is, Thank you guys from the bottom of my heart, my blog's been really quiet. And special thanks goes to Isabella for reviewing my excerpt. Thank you Isabella. You're the first person to actually comment on that. Thank you random people who *happened to stumble on my blog*, G.A and Vita. So today I'll be posting a poem on....er.... being.....er......abused....in a way.
Abuse
She looked down at us,
As if we were just pus,
Arching her back to look down her nose,
Compared to her I’m a wilting rose.
“I will never acknowledge you.”
Her words ringing, I knew it hurt my mother too.
Her daughter Violet wasn’t so bad,
But her son Louis was just plain mad.
He screamed, “You’re just a coward,”
“The daughter of a woman who seduced father Howard!”
“Why do I have to acknowledge this scum as my sister?!”
He shouted, raging, pointing an accusing finger.
And henceforth he always hit me,
Like that was how my life was meant to be.
“Mother said this, mother said that,”
“Mother said we’re supposed to treat her like a bat!”
And anger filled me, to the very brim,
So one day it might spill in tidal waves all over him.
But he stole into my chamber that one night,
Did all sorts of weird things and said “Hold me tight.”
It went on like that for quite a few years,
Until the rage turned to fear and tears.
One night it all stopped,
When Violet popped in and cut him short.
Then I really knew what abuse had meant,
Those years of my life just came and went.
I’ll never be able to reverse time till then,
So I learned the cruel greed of men.
Marina L. Satellizer, that’s my given name.
And since then people found me quite hard to tame.
Now you know how hard my life has been.
You should know the reason behind my nickname, “The Untouchable Queen”.
Saturday, 16 July 2011
Pictures
Skip the first one if you don't like blood.
Skulduggery my old friend, I think I've found one of your pictures.
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It's a little gory, I have to say. And a little hard to see the skeleton, but It's there. I'm thinking that THIS is when Nefarian punished Skulduggery. :D
Also something that might pique your interest. Stereotypes of Teenagers depict them as really defiant, right? Well, check out Skulduggery's teenage -year vehichle.
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EPICA. I found this in one of my friend's photos. Credit goes to Kristele and Tumblr.
:) I've also started to write, both prose and poetry, so check prose out at http://www.perfectexcerpts.blogspot.com/, and poetry, well, where it usually is. http://www.skulduggerypoetry.blogspot.com/. I think.
Skulduggery my old friend, I think I've found one of your pictures.
Also something that might pique your interest. Stereotypes of Teenagers depict them as really defiant, right? Well, check out Skulduggery's teenage -year vehichle.
:) I've also started to write, both prose and poetry, so check prose out at http://www.perfectexcerpts.blogspot.com/, and poetry, well, where it usually is. http://www.skulduggerypoetry.blogspot.com/. I think.
Tuesday, 5 July 2011
IT'S THE DULLAHAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Found this while scrolling through photos in the Macintosh photo both XD.
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Meet the terrifying Dullahan
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