Ugh, I can't believe it.... *facepalm*

I fucking missed Danger Days' birthday.

How could I?

I mean, yeah, I'm the only fan, but still...

I wouldn't really be considered a fan now.

Damn.

Damn it all.

Fuck this.

Shit.

I feel like kicking something, but thankfully there's juice, which has been hydrating sassy assassins since 1977.

New blog

And HOPEFULLY I get lesser attention there.

NO TROLLS. TROLLING WILL RESULT IN ME COMING TO YOU AND SUCKING ALL YOUR BLOOD OUT.

'ave a nice day.

http://lamentations-of-a-teenage-girl-nothin.blogspot.com/

I love myself. Darn it. Darn it all.

I have gotten Gee's birthday present (it's a nice little letter opener), but I'm not gonna upload the picture yet.

Damn you guys, damn you all. Yes, damn you.

I have also gotten Frankie's birthday present for next year. It's a teeshirt.

Whoops! I can be such a bitch.

Sorry SO MUCH for not being here guys. I was at a church camp, and honestly it was for people like my younger brother.

*coughthaddeuscough*

Anyway, I've gotten a pretty little present for Raymond Toro Oritz! Yay for presents! Yes, it IS his Christmas present.

Derek's Christmas present

Well, the title says it all.

Dear Derek, you fib about the door. I know you do.

Why, you ask? Because I am more awesome than you are. So there. (I nearly strangled someone for lying on my bed in a hotel room, so don't you dare argue.)

Yes, I am rather dangerous. Too dangerous, maybe. Anyway, your Christmas present is in the little picture....

It's also a button badge. Do you like button badges? Say yes, before I poke your eyes out with the needle.

Also don't you DARE complain about why the band is getting better presents than you. Why? Oh, that's so simple. It's because they've saved my life SO many times.

Have a nice day.

I don't care about the presents, underneath the Christmas tree.....

Christmas is coming! I've already gotten Christmas presents for my little Gerard Way, Frankie Iero and Moikay Way. Still unsure about what I should get for Torosaurus. Suggestions welcome!

Anyway, this is Gerard's present: (even though he can't get it)

It's a badge, like, a button badge. <3

My scanner fucking sucks, so sorry about it being at the corner.

Moikay's present: (I originally wanted to give him a caricature, but the caricaturist disappeared off the face of the earth for unknown reasons.....)

Frankie's Christmas present plays on his arachnophobia, please don't hate me for it.... Also sorry about the black and white quality of the picture. Fucking handphone. The hourglass on the spider's back is blood red.

See, Frankie? Spiders aren't THAT bad.

I think I should bake a cupcake for Torosaurus that says, "Destroy(a) me!"

The posts have started...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEE :)

I'm such a narcissist at times.

Anyway, the posts have started on facebook! Congratulations to Jasper on getting first happy birthday post on my wall.

I am waiting....